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badpeopleanonymous:

vegan-burger:

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

Awkward?

Accidentally?

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221bitssmallerontheoutside:

knowyourmeme:

nepeasant:

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niccage-official:

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i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

A puzzle for your morning.

…..THIS SONG IS THE FANTASTIC BANE OF MY EXISTENCE 

I… 

starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

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marymorstache:

mustaleski:

matildathedragonfly:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

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miles away, in the Philippine islands, lovers call each other “Mahal”

which translates to “Love”..

..it also roughly translates to “Expensive”

So when you say “Para sa aking mahal na asawa”, basically you’re also saying “For my expensive spouse”

happy-synthesiza:

is-this-just-phantasy:

so today i accidentally gave a bus driver a yu gi oh card instead of my buspass again 

again

Source: petitmoth Via: dutchster
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thatbatterisaspy:

Reblog if you’ve ever listened to music or if you are a serial killer

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Source: vendant Via: pocket-gavino
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urbies:

lemonadeleathers:

aloneveganreed:

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

Now I know.

+ source: internetfeet